quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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