you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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