Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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