We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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