Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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