I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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