Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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