I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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