So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I think people are normalizing furries
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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