as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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