Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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