The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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