The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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