I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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