How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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