he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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