My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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