how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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