I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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