i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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