it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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