can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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