I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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