I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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