My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
