Yo dont text me then not text me
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think your dad took our porno
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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