when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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