just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I need water and some morals
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