i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Mom said you looked used
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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