Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize