Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
