what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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