You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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