belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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