Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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