No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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