Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize