I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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