True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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