office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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