It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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