he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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