Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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