Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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