Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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