Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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