thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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