yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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