Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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