Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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