We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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