she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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