My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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