you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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