dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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